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Thursday 31 May 2012

Cruise New Orleans to Barcelona


Sat 14 April 2012

Well after the good night’s sleep, then shower and shave it was down for a late brekkie where most of the folk in the dining were also going on the ship.

As I had a fast wifi service in the hotel I caught up with emails, banking and updating the blog etc. At 12 noon I got a cab to the ship. The check-in went very well and I was in my cabin by 1pm. I then headed out to explore the beautiful city of New Orleans in perfect weather during the 2012 French Quarter Festival. Wow, the place was crowded as it is the largest free music festival in the south. 

Outside the cruise terminal I caught a tram that was going on the River front line which let me experience the concerts and festivities of the River Park. I came back to Canal Street then took another Tram called the Canal Streetcar which took me out to the cemetery where all the graves are above ground. On the return trip I stopped of at Bourbon St to have a look. Boy oh boy it was crowded and everyone was in a festival mood. I came back to the Streetcar and could only go a few blocks as the tram could not go any further because of traffic jams, so all out and walk. It took about 20 minutes to walk back to the ship.











At about 6.45pm and only one of my bags had arrived up in my cabin, so I asked my cabin attendant (Milroy) was there a problem. Well well well! There was. In the security scan they saw I had 2 bottles of alcohol in my big bag, a big no no, with this company. They took them and will keep the unopened bottle of Vodka to give back to me at the end of the cruise. But the opened bottle of scotch that I had had 2 drinks out of it in the hotel, so the remainder had to be poured out…. Yeah Right!! I only hope the crew enjoy it.  This would never happen to ‘Sir Pat’ on HAL.

I can not buy an alcohol package on this ship to have in my cabin like on HAL ships.




The Balcony Suite I have is very good and comfortable and Milroy is an Indian bloke and is treating me royally. Being from India he is a mad cricket fan so we had a chat about cricket. He knows more about the Aussie side than I do so for much of the conversation I just smiled and nodded.

They had the mandatory life boat drill at 8pm so I got to dinner late at about 8.50pm (my dinner time was for 8.30pm). OMG what a table, 5 blokes all middle aged or over. They are 2 German absent minded eccentric professor looking blokes who would not speak to the others at the table and 2 American blokes travelling solo. One of the yanks is very nice gent but the other was a bit drunk and seemed to have problems understanding me.  I will leave my options open but I may have to ask for another table if things don’t improve over the next few meals.

It was just after midnight by the time I got up to the cabin as I went and had a Guinness at the Pig & Whistle pub. Drink prices are much higher than HAL and Happy Hour is for only their mixed drink of the day.

The ship left port about 11pm and we were stilling going down the Mississippi River when I got up to the cabin so it was nice to sit out on the balcony and watch the lights go by before turning in for the night.


Sunday 15 April 2012

I awoke about 7.30am after a good nights sleep so after a shower I set out to find some brekkie,  I went up to the Windjammer for a buffet brekkie which was very nice.

When I got down to the cabin I asked Milroy about getting some laundry done, he advised me to wait a few days as they will have all you can put in the bag special for $25 so I will wait.

This is such a large ship that I have no problems getting my target 10,000 steps in the day and that is just by going to one place from another. I had a look around the shopping mall and the various shops which are a bit on the expensive side.

At lunch in the Windjammer I shared a table with 2 American couples from near New Orleans and they were great company, actually we sat chatting for nearly 2 hours. I had a short nanna nap before going to the pub for Happy Hour.

I did the Happy Hour at the Pig and Whistle Pub and would you believe the only people at the bar were Queenslanders and we are all on the cruise until Singapore. One of the guys had managed pubs and Motels in Mackay and Airlie Beach in the 1980’s so we had lots to talk about as that was my patch in my Tourist Bureau days. The other guy was a Scot but has lived in OZ for the past 40 years both are going on to Singapore so I should get to know them better over the next 41 days. It has been so funny as all the Aussies I have met so far have been Queenslanders.

Dinner was a great contrast compared to the first night as the eccentric German guys did not turn up, Steve the nice guy turns out to be a Greek American so we wished him a Happy Easter as it was Easter Sunday on the Eastern Calender.  Mac, the drunken guy on the first night apologised for his condition  the previous night and turned out to be good and humorous company for the evening.

 So the 3 of us chatted and had an enjoyable meal. I do miss having some female company at the table. We were one of the last tables to leave the dinning room. I will reserve my right to change tables but for the meantime I will stay at this table as both these guys are only on board until Barcelona. I wonder if the Germans will come back.





I retired to my cabin just before midnight and ended up watching the movie Good Morning Viet Nam so it was about 1.30am by the time I got to bed.

Monday 16 Apr 2012





I woke up at 7am to a perfect sunny calm morning so I had brekkie out on my balcony in the sunshine. I would guess the temp is in the low 20’s C (mid 70’s F) so it was just perfect.

I spent the morning exploring the ship and then had a light lunch in the Windjammer where I met a guy from Adelaide and we chatted for over an hour. Then it was time for a nanna nap for the rest of the arvo. Happy Hour at the Pig and Whistle was great as I’m getting to know a few of the regulars that go there.


As it was a formal night I had to get into the tux, but only about 30% were that formal, some guys didn’t even have a tie or a jacket on. Dinner with Steve and Mac ended up being very politically lively as I tested the water by saying what a great job I thought President Obama was doing. Mac agreed but Steve nearly had a heart attack and went on to only have negative things to say as he is very right wing in his views.  Oh well you can’t win them all. Other than that it was a great meal and the company was good and as usual we were one of the last tables to leave.

After a Guinness night cap it was off to bed about 11.30pm.


Tues 17 Apr 2012




I awoke about 6.45am just we were arriving into the port of Nassau in the Bahamas the first port of the cruise. There are 5 other ships in port so the little town was very busy and it was impossible to get on to wifi. I guess the systems here are not geared up for an additional 15,000 folk in town for the day.


I met Steve at Brekkie so we decided to go ashore together for a walk around the town and see the sights. After about an hour of sight seeing we found a Greek restaurant on an upstairs balcony overlooking the main street so we went up there and had a few Greek beers and a Greek food snack. Wow what a place with a nice gentle cool breeze that made it a very comfortable place to watch the passing crowds. 


As Steve is Greek American he did the greetings in Greek and as a result we got VIP treatment.  We came back to the ship by mid afternoon. So after a coffee I had the usual nanna nap before Happy Hour.

My cabin guy gave me a ships shoulder bag but told me not to say he gave it to me as they are only for special guests. I gave him a small Koala this morning and I guess this is his way of saying thank you. It was the type of bag we get as 4 star on HAL so don’t mention this to anyone. Who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth?
Happy Hour was a heap of fun as I was with 2 Aussies that had come out from the UK thirty years ago but still spoke with Pommie accents. Then off to dinner with Steve and Mac which are great company as we are all getting to know each other but I do wish we had some female company at the table.

Before going down to the bar I grabbed some little Koala Bears to give to the bar staff. Well blow me down you would think I had given them a $50 bill, they were so excited. So it was another great night. I got up to bed just before 1 am.


Wed 18 April 2012

My king size bed is so comfortable I slept in until 7.55am so it was a rush to get down to the dinning room to meet Mac and Steve for brekkie. Wow what a table we were put at, it was so much fun, as 2 of the ladies were Afro-American named Gwen and Pat. Gwen reminded me of Woopee Goldberg and she was just as funny. We even suggested they come and join our table for dinner tonight.

Milroy was busy doing my room when I got back up to the cabin; he is so particular and does an excellent job.




I spent the morning just resting in the sun and listening to music on my balcony. We lost another hour at 12noon today so it was 1.15pm by the time I went to lunch. I met a Brit couple in the lift and he was wearing a Ms Noordam t-shirt so we struck up a conversation as the Noordam was my first ship I went cruising on. It was good to hear them say they prefer Holland America cruises as that’s how I feel myself. I guess I have been spoilt by HAL and I miss the ‘Sir Pat ‘ special treatment I receive on HAL ships. They joined me for lunch and we had a great conversation.

I had the usual nanna nap in the arvo before going to Happy Hour where I meet up with a few Pommie Aussies for a few drinks before getting ready for dinner.

Dinner with Steve and Mac was the usual fun and we were joined for coffee by our new friends Gwen and Pat so there was heaps of laughs. After dinner the blokes took me up to the bar on deck 14 to have a night cap. I guess it is the equivalent to the Crows Nest on a HAL ship. It was just after midnight before I got down to the cabin for the night

Mac has arranged to meet me at 7am in the morning to go walking on deck 13 before we go to brekkie with Steve at 8am.


Thur 19 Apr 2012

I was up at 5.30am and went up to deck 11 to get some coffee to start the day. At 7am Mac phoned me and we met up on deck 12 to do the walking. We walked for about 40 minutes before going down to get ready for brekkie.  We (Steve, Mac, Pat, Gwen and I) all met up at 8am and had a hilarious brekkie with heaps of laughs. There were a few other people that were also allocated to our table and at first they wondered what they had got themselves into, but after a while they got into the swing of things and now want to join us again as they also enjoyed themselves.

After brekkie I went to get some Euros, but they do not work the same way as HAL with cash advances so I had to change a US$100.00 note into Euro. They have an ATM on board but it only gives out US $’s and a fee of $6.00 is charged per transaction so I will get some more Euro from an ATM ashore in Spain if required. I prefer the HAL system of cash advances and then it goes onto the shipboard account which is then settled by credit card at the end of the cruise.


It is another fine calm day at sea as we cross the Atlantic Ocean. I only had a small snack for lunch before going up to have a nanna nap.

At Happy hour I met the ship’s Purser who is an Aussie and a nice bloke. He didn’t buy us a beer (well he was from New South Wales).

Dinner was just the 3 of us again and as usual was a pleasant time with great conversation. After dinner I thought I would buy an internet package and on this ship nothing is easy so I mucked around for nearly 2 hours going backwards and forwards to the office from the library only to find out I can not use it on my laptop in my cabin. I have to go down to one of the hot spots and try to login with heaps of other folk to an extremely slow system.


Fri 20 April 2012

I woke up just before 6.45 am just in time to be dressed and ready to join Mac at 7am for our walk before brekkie. We did 3 miles today just as the sun was coming up out of the ocean as a bright orange ball. The full effect of the sunrise was spoilt by clouds just above the horizon.

Brekkie was tops as we were joined by 2 Canadian couples and 2 Aussies so my 2 Yank mates were very out numbered.

After Brekkie I went up to my cabin to shower and shave before going to find a wifi hotspot to see if I can get this report emailed to you. It is now Friday11.30am local time on 20 April 2012. . I hope on the third attempt and 30 minutes later the email went through. I had to spend much of the time deleting 128 jokes from the email in box which I do not open while I’m away because of the expense and time it takes on the slow internet.

I had a light lunch in the Windjammer and was served by a guy from Bali called Made, so I now have a new Made to add to my cruise collection of food waiters. He was a bit surprised when I said ‘good afternoon’ to him in Indonesian and asked him where in Bali he came from. He gave me VIP treatment for the remainder of the meal, it was a bit like being in the Lido on a HAL ship. Unlike HAL there are not many Indonesian or Pilipino crew on board however there are heaps of Chinese and Indian crew.

After lunch I had a long nanna nap that made me late for Happy hour which was noted because I was cheered when I walked in. After a few drinks it was up to change into formal gear for dinner. The 3 of us had the usual good time and conversation at the table.

We went up to the High Notes bar for a night cap after dinner and on the way back to my cabin I called into the Pig & Whistle for a Guinness. There was a beaut sing-along happening so I stayed for another Guinness. I think it was about 1am when I turned in to bed.


Sat 21 Apr 2012

I was a bit foggy when Mac rang me at 7am for the walk so we met at 7.15am then had a coffee before doing our 2 miles at 7.30am. We met Steve at 8.10am for brekkie in the dinning room. I came back to the cabin, had a shower then went back to bed for the morning. I was woken by the announcement at 12noon to put the time forward an hour. I think that is the 6th day in a row that we have had to put the time forward. Milroy the cabin boy says it makes him very busy as he gets an hour less to get through his duties.

I didn’t have any lunch so I went up to the Windjammer to have coffee and bickies about 3 pm and caught up with Mac so we chatted until it was time to go to Happy Hour. On the way we met up with Steve so the 3 of us went in to the Pig & Whistle, as Mac had some sort of 2 for 1 voucher he shouted us a drink, I had a Guinness. My Yank mates don’t drink that much so after one drink they left so I joined the Poms and Aussies and had another 2 drinks before going up to get ready for dinner.

Dinner was great as I had Thai prawns followed by fried chicken. It was 10.20 pm when we finished, I decided to have an early night went up to the cabin.


Sunday 22 Oct 2012

I awoke feeling well and fit after 9 and a half hours sleep at 7am so I got ready to meet up with Mac for coffee and our walk. We spent too much time having coffee that we went down to meet Steve for brekkie. After brekkie we did our 2 mile walk

I then came down for a shower and went up to deck to use the slow internet so 40 minutes later what should have taken me 20 minutes because of all the stupid jokes I had to delete (and not even open) I was able to send out my blog.

Lunch I had with Mac and we chatted for a couple of hours before I went down the cabin for the nanna nap.

Would you believe there were some young loud mouth Yanks sitting in Sir Pat’s and his mates places at the bar when I arrived for Happy hour. We had to go up to the other end of the bar and stand until they left. This would have never have happened on HAL. Then a big fat bloke sat in the middle of us and turned his back on some of us which meant we had to talk over his shoulder instead of him just moving down by one bar stool. I guess he felt he had some power by pissing us off. Anyway when he got up from finishing his iced water we all cheered. He was so up himself he didn’t get it. Oh well you can win some of the people some of the time but you can not win all the people all of the time.

I heard by some folk there will be an ANZAC Service on the 25th April so it will be interesting to see what it will be like as there are a couple of hundred Aussies on board.

I had dinner with Steve as Mac had gone to the so called posh restaurant with some of his Pommie mates.
After dinner I thought I would have another early night and retired to the cabin at 11.00 pm. (Peder and Craig…There is no way this mob get my money over the bar as I don’t feel at home like with you guys and your staff made me feel.)


Monday 23 Apr 2012

I awoke at 7 am and was ready to go up to meet Mac before our walk at 7.30, however he had slept in after his night out at the posh restaurant so we met at 8 am. He said the service was very slow and having a table of 15 didn't help to speed things up.

At 8.30 we met Steve for Brekkie in the dinning room, which is always a heap of fun as the waiters know they can joke with us. After brekkie it was off to do our 2 mile walk on deck 11.

Late morning I went to use the internet but it was not working. I ran into some Aussies from Sydney and they had heard that big political things are happening Downunder so we are going to meet up at Happy Hour to see what is going on. On this ship there is no little newspaper of the various countries like on HAL ships. The Satellite is not even picking up the Yankee CNN TV so we are in the dark with the outside world.



Steve, Mac and I caught up for a late lunch and as usual chatted for a few hours before going down to get ready for Happy hour and then dinner.  As Steve was going with other friends to the posh dinning room it was up to Mac and I to hold court at our table.  After dinner we went to a bar on deck 4 for a night cap. I was in bed by 11 pm after 7th consecutive day at sea. 

I think most folk on board are looking to going ashore tomorrow when we visit Ponta Delgada in the Azores.


Tues 24 April 2012

What a perfect sunny and warmish day to see land again and to be going ashore. I had brekkie with Steve and will meet him to go ashore with at 10am so I will try to find wifi in town to send this update. This is a different Port to what we called in to last year when I was in the Azores on the Ms Prinsendam.




We walked around for about an hour then had a coffee in the city square in the sunshine. Very relaxing it was and just to watch the passing parade of folk going about their business was enjoyable. We headed back to the cruise Terminal to use the free Wifi although it was a bit slow.

I did a bit of shopping then returned back to the ship. The cruise Nazis had heaps of folk pulled up and was confiscating the small amounts of alcohol they were trying to bring on. I think the ‘Friends of Bill’ and the Temperance League manage this ship. NO I didn’t try to get any drinks on board!!!

Mac Steve and I had a late light lunch up in the Windjammer as the ship was departing the port. Then it was time for Happy hour and to get ready for dinner.

I called it an early night about 10.45 pm as I have to be up at 7am for the ANZAC day service tomorrow morning.

Wed 25 April 2012    (ANZAC DAY)





The ANZAC Service went off very well with a few hundred attending. Fr David the Catholic priest on board and a retired US Navy Chaplin made a very moving short speech. It was a shame that because of the rain it was held indoors. I took my 2 Yank mates (Mac & Steve) along as my guests and it was there first Anzac service. Actually they had never heard of Anzac Day before and both were pleased they had attended.

We were served at Brekkie by the Turkish Maître de and he told my American mates of the importance of Anzac Day in Turkey and the high respect the Turks have for the Anzacs and the thousands of young Kiwis and Aussies that flood into Gallipoli each year to keep the memory and spirit of the Anzac alive 97 years after the bloody battle.

After brekkie it was up to bed to have a nanna nap as it was to wet to go walking. It is a shame as my waist line is expanding a little. After all the work I have done over the past 6 months to loose 17kgs, I do not want to put on too much or any extra weight during the cruise.

I had a late light lunch with the guys, I was late because I forgot to put the time on by an hour. I understand we are now on UK time and tomorrow we advance the time again to Spanish time.

The formal night well should I say ‘the not so formal night’ as many do not dress up or even wear a tie. I just wore a tie and blazer and not the tux as my yank tablemates don’t wear tuxes at all. The lobster was very good but very small and we had to remove it from its shell ourselves. Maybe this is another economy measure this cruise mob is making.

I went to the show with the boys after dinner to see a very bad lookalike Elton John impersonation. I lasted only 4 songs as I realised he just wasn’t going to improve. After the 2nd song the bloke beside me asked me to wake him if the show improves. I met up in the Pommie Pub with many others that had walked out. I had a Guinness night cap and went off to bed at 11.15pm.


Thur 26 April 2012

Today is our last sea day on this segment of the cruise before Barcelona.  I met the boys for Brekkie at 8 am and after discussing the world issues for 2 hours it was time for Mac and I to do our 2 miles around the deck.

At 11 am I had to go to Consecutive Cruiser Briefing and to hand in our Passports so the visas and other official work could be done prior to us departing on the Barcelona to Dubai segment. Well one would think this would be a fairly task, but No NO NO!!!!

I went down to find over 600 fellow passengers lined up to go into the small area they had allotted. The queue was moving very slowly and having over 20 minutes in line the troops were not very happy and comments were made like, “This would not happen on Princess or Holland America!!!” which I had to agree with. They (Senior Management guest relations) were totally unprepared for the numbers. Then when the meeting started they had a take it or leave attitude because the folk going through to Singapore have 2 or 3 changes of cabin, I have 2 changes. They wanted to blame our Travel agents for the stuff ups. No way as I booked this Cruise about 10 months ago and my competent travel consultant tried then to get me the same cabin for the 3 segments and was told it was not possible. Maybe they should stick to doing 7 day cruises to the Caribbean.

Let me tell you after wasting 2 hours with these incompetent idiots I needed a drink. Folk going through on the next segment loose any Internet or wine packages they may have had and have to start again. This mob treats all segments as a new cruise. Boy oh boy, they have a lot to learn if they wish to compete on longer cruises with companies like Holland America or Princess.

I met up with the guys for a 2 hour lunch and we had a bonus of whale watching for about 30 minutes.
The clocks went forward another hour today at mid day so it is another short arvo.

The happy hour and dinner went very well and Steve and I joined the other Aussies in the Pig & Whistle Pub for a night cap.

I will try to update the blog tomorrow in Malaga Spain if I can get a Wifi café.

 I know many of you have made comments on my complaining on the service or should I say lack of this cruise. Well I feel sorry for but do not blame the troops as they do not get the support of the management with their ‘take it or leave it’ attitude.


Fri 27 May 2012

We arrived in Malaga in perfect weather conditions to visit this beautiful Spanish city. We were transferred from the port to the down town by shuttle bus. The city was holding its Film Festival so there were red carpets on the marble pavements and the city seemed to be in a very festive mood.









We had a couple of coffees in a sidewalk café on the main square where they gave us free wifi. I was able to catch up on all the emails ( deleted 57 unread jokes as I do not have the time to open and read them while travelling).





After walking around this very relaxed city we found another side walk restaurant and had a few beers and tapas for lunch. What a fantastic way to people watch. The relaxed way of life here is even slower than in Cairns. After more shopping it was back to catch the shuttle to return to the ship.

Guess what? The security for going on-board was conducted by the local people in the terminal. So folk were buying up on their drink supplies after security in the terminal shops and discreetly putting it in there back packs and bringing it on board. No, I could not be bothered.

It was good to have a hot shower prior to going down for a few cocktails before dinner. Dinner was as usual a beaut talkfest with heaps of laughs. I finished up the night at the sing-along at the Pommie Pub. I was in bed by 11.30pm.


Sat 28 April 2012







We docked at Cartagena Spain just after 8 am however Steve and I did not leave the ship until 10 am because nothing opens before then in Spain. It was just a short 3 minute walk to the town.
 We had a beer after walking for a mile or so in a street café where we conducted court with locals and heaps of Brits off the P&O ship also in port.

After some walking we had lunch at a pizza place also outside on the Marble street where I was able to read my emails on the phone and post a photo of me with Pinocchio on Facebook.

It was good to be able to walk around but the marble footpaths take a toll on my feet and I seem to get tired legs much sooner than on normal concrete footpaths. We walked about 4 miles during the day and we could see a storm coming so we decided to hightail it back to the ship. We were wing blown and made it to the gangway just as the huge cold raindrops fell.

We were to depart at 5 pm however the storm put an end to that bur at 5.30 pm the P&O ship was assisted out of this tricky port with 4 tugs. My Yank mates came up to my veranda armed with wine and snacks to watch the fun and games of getting the P&O ship out to sea. The pilot was then trapped on the P&O vessel as the seas were too wild to get him off and back to port to take us out.

We ended up leaving port about 8 pm and the storm had eased off a lot. The big Voyager of the Seas made our departure a very smooth one compared with the smaller P&O ships.

After a fun filled dinner (by now the staff love coming over to our table to say G’day even though they are not waiting on us) we went and had one night cap. I was in bed by 11.15pm.


Sunday 29 April 2012





We arrived in Valencia in perfect sunny weather conditions.  As we were in the industrial part of the port we had to be coached into the city.
 Steve and I set of walking and after crossing a bridge we came upon to be a Fair that was just starting. In fact it turned out to be a Appaloosa horse show with riders (blokes and sheilas) in traditional Spanish costume.




 



We went into one of the marques to have a beer and a snack and were the only non Spanish speaking guys, but the very friendly locals looked after us like honoured guests. We spent over 2 hours at the horse show watching the parade and the dancing horses going through their moves. This was a bonus as being a Sunday no shops were open in the city.

There were a few drinks back on board before the ‘last super’ for my Yank table mate Steve and Mac as they were leaving the ship in Barcelona tomorrow. I had a few after dinner drinks with them before calling it a night about midnight.


Monday 30 April 2012





The last day of the first segment of the cruise was greeted with a rainy  cold windy early morning, but by 9 am the sun was out and trying to warm things up. I went into Barcelona by cab with Steve to help him with his cases and he checked into his hotel. His room wasn’t ready so we cloaked his luggage and set out to walk around the city.

 The weather now had greatly improved and was very pleasant in the sunshine.

After an hour or so of walking around we went up to the famous Zurich Café to have coffee out on the sidewalk and do some serious people watching in the sunshine.
 



We also met up with George 
& Alice from the ship and then went off to a restaurant on the Rambia for tapas and a few wines.   We spent a few hours there then said a sad goodbye to Steve and I returned back to the ship with George and Alice on the bus. 

We had to use our new ship card to reboard as this is day one of the next leg of the cruise from Barcelona to Dubai.

I really enjoyed my second visit to Barcelona; it is a bustling and very much alive tourist city.